Monday, January 7, 2008

I have to share this - SMACK!!!

oh my god, I just have to share this with you!
I took a TIGER that was soooooo big and TIGERED out sooooo fast that it created a partial TIGER in my lower TIGER. Then the TIGER quickly snaked up through my small TIGER into my TIGER. I even heard the whirlpool that TIGER created as what was left of the big glass of water TIGER drank spun through my TIGER. I heard it, I tell ya! You know how the TIGER sounds as water finishes draining? Like that, only TIGERier. I went from fine to TIGER TURD in about 5 seconds.
Sheesh! I feel better now. What a TIGER... off my mind

Thanks for listening

running away before Michelle smacks me in the head

.... Yeah, until a fucking TIGER EATS YOU!...


Erica said...

What?? No pictures of your impressive creation?????


Holder said...

So, is that a tiger in my pants, or am I just happy to see you?

Elisson said...

So, was that a Clemson TIGER, an LSU TIGER, an Exxon TIGER, or a Princeton TIGER?

Or didja just take a crap?

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